Sometimes the actors would have performed, but sometimes not - depending on their mood.
When certain audience members opened their playbills, cast members should have attempted to lie down on them.
For no apparent reason, the actors should have randomly run to the lobby and then back to the stage at top speed. They then should have continued as if nothing had happened.
A special audience member might have found a headless bird in his or her seat after intermission.
The show would have had to stop several times to allow cast members to bathe and groom themselves.
Most of the final act should have consisted of the cast just staring at the audience.
Jerry H. Simpson, Jr. and Louis M. Buzek
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